Just a few questions for hipsters

Just a few questions for hipsters

 Scott Criscione | Lindenlink Contributor

 

If you were a hipster before being a hipster was cool, what are you now? And what are the new hipsters then called?

 

What is the max amount of people following a trend before it is no longer qualified for hipster status?

 

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

How many of you need glasses?

 

Why drink PBR (Pabst Blue Ribbon) when you can have Blue Moon?

 

Who comes up with the names of the bands you guys like?

 

Is a hipster an evolved form of an emo? Like in Pokémon when you reach a certain level, do you just evolve?

 

Are there hipstettes (girls)? Or just hipsters?

 

Following up on the previous question: what does a female hipster look like? I mean, the men wear women’s clothes. Do female hipsters wear men’s clothing?

 

If a denoted “hipster band” becomes popular, do you (hipsters) still like them?

 

Does switching to Geico really save you 15% or more, or do you say no thanks and take the full charges?

 

Do you drink Pepsi, Coke, or RC Cola?

 

Is Arcade Fire still in the hipster category?

 

If I created a bar for hipsters and it became “deck” would no one show?